Bitch, please.

Miss Piggy On Beauty

homeisaheartbeat:

What are your top beauty tips?

Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.

(via niggardlydefiant-deactivated201)

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